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ULTIMATE AVENGERS (2006) (V)(Mild Spoilers)
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Directed By:
Curt Geda
Steven E. Gordon
Bob Richardson (supervising)

Starring:
Olivia d'Abo

Rated PG-13
Genre: Comic Book Science Fiction
Format Used: Netflix DVD
Contains: Mild Language, Graphic Violence
Also Known As:
Ultimate Avengers - The Movie

THE PLOT:

During World War II, Aliens infiltrate the Nazi Empire and makes plan on conquering the world for themselves. But super soldier Captain America stops the aliens, getting himself frozen for over five decades.

In the present, the aliens have returned and General Fury of SHIELD is ordered to recruit super heroes in order to stop the invasion. Iron-Man, Giant Man, Wasp, Doctor Bruce Banner and the newly thawed Captain America has formed the Ultimate Avengers in order to save the world yet again.

ZEDD'S OPINION:

How can Stan Lee the greatest comic book creator alive today leave his company in the hands of that PC Thug Avi Arad? "GENERAL" Nick Fury? I'm sorry, several things was wrong with "GENERAL NICK FURY". I'm for racial diversity as much as the next guy. Hell, I damn Don Dolher for being a bigot. But there is a middle ground, you don't have to be a bigot if you want to see the orignal character in the race the creator designed them to be. After all, who would have watched Tom Cruise as Blade, the African American Vampire slayer? Nobody, it's PC crap. I'm sure if they looked hard enough they would have found a African American character in the Marvel universe. By making this change, it says that the Stan is a bigot. Also, what's with the Hulk? On the cover he's green, but in the movie he looks more Gray. He acts more like Gray Hulk, after defeating the aliens he turns on the heroes and Betsy says "He won't stop until he kills everyone". That's gray Hulk. If this is what the new comic "THE ULTIMATES" is doing to Stan's babies, then I say pull the plug before it destroys MARVEL forever. Die hard fans will not like these changes, I know I don't. At least I hope the ULTIMATES have no connection to the regular universe. What's up with Thor's Hammer? The axe part and why is he a Eccho terrorist? When did that happen? That's all what they did wrong and it's plenty. Let's talk for a minute for what Avi Arad did right. Clevage, plenty of clevage. Allot of modern cartoon in this day and age are afraid to show clevage. Like women don't have breasts. Iron-Man was right on the money. Forty percent is perfect, I hope like the BATMAN movies, they correct their mistakes in the second or third movies. I just wish they would get rid of that PC jerk Avi Arad. He thinks he's soooo creative, well if he has the testicles to read this, you aren't creative. You're a big idoit! I give ULTIMATE AVENGERS...6 STARS

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VOLTRON'S OPINION:

I agree with Zedd, on the positive and minues he pointed out. But he did miss one. SHIELD is a special branch of the army, secret. Not connected offically with the army. They have a hidden hovering fort hanging over New York, invisible to radar, they have their own uniforms, so why the HELL wasn't Nick wearing a standard issue army uniform. It's bad enough that they didn't have the indivisual constumes in the X-MEN series, but going cheap in an animated thing makes no sense. It cost the same to dress him right as it does to dress him wrong. So why did they do it. Mister Avi "I'm such a freakin' creative genius" Arad and it's my company so I'll change whatever I want. God, Stand should take back his company and fire that idoit SOB. Two things bugged me about THOR, I don't remember him having weather powers and he'd rather sink whaling ships then help save the world from aliens. I hate to break this to him, but if aliens wipe out the planets, the Whates go too. I give ULTIMATE AVENGERS 5 STARS!

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ON THE POSITIVE SIDE (+ HITS):

+ STORY (The alien invasion works.)
+ NOT AFRAID OF DEATH (I geuss it's because it's PG-13, but they weren't afraid to kill.)
+ CLEVAGE (They aren't afraid of Women's breasts. At least cartoon breasts.)
+ IRON-MAN, GIANT MAN AND WASP (These are the characters that they do right.)

ON THE NEGATIVE SIDE (- MISSES)

- NICK FURY (Not a General, wrong clothes, not African American!)
- THOR (Thor's hammer doesn't have an axe blade and what's with the eccho terror and extra powers?)
- HULK (So which is it, Gray Hulk or Green Hulk. 'cause even in the comics GREEN hulk doesn't kill. Gray Hulk kills.)
- PC (Avi Arad and his PC Bulls*** makes me want Stan back in charge.)
- ULTIMATES (If this is what the new comic looks like, cancel it now. Before it brings down the Marvel empire!)

...AND FINALLY...

- AVI ARAD (I think this Avi Arad is trying to destroy Marvel. I honestly do, if he don't like that, he can kiss my ass.)

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